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BENTEKE FACTS TOP 10

 

 

By Kerry Lenihan

 

Villa supporters have a good instinct for a potential hero. It didn’t matter that Ron Vlaar was shipping three goals a game in preseason, to know he’d come good. Christian Benteke didn’t even need to play before he was a Holte End hero and had his own Twitter craze ‘Benteke Facts’.  After playing for 19 minutes and scoring on his debut, ‘Benteke Facts’ was even trending on Twitter.  So in order to educate Villa fans not on twitter about some amazing facts about the team’s new signing, here is a Top 10 of Benteke Facts (and almost true) in no particular order:

 

1. Benteke is so huge that when Bannan jumped on him to celebrate his goal, his ears popped @ceryshoops

2. It wasn’t the Hulk in the last Avengers movie, it was Benteke sprayed green. @Ad_avfc

3. Benteke’s arm pit hair resembles Fellaini’s fro. @villafan94

4. Benteke doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone. @chrisdriver

5. The gap in Benteke’s teeth was caused while trying to catch a bullet… @ vodkaking38

6. When Benteke goes swimming, he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Benteke. @Bentekefactz

7. Belgium kids wear Christian Benteke masks at Halloween. @harrysilk

8.Benteke doesnt need spell-check. If Benteke spells a word wrong, that would immediately become the new correct spelling @maverick274

9. Benteke once went to KFC and asked for a Big Mac. That’s exactly what he got. @superkev1993

10. Belgium will win the 2014 World Cup. Why? Christian Benteke. @Bentekefactz

 

Please feel free to add your own in the comments below or check out #bentekefacts or even the dedicated twitter page @BentekeFactz for further unknown incites to Villa’s mighty No. 20

 

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