Media Muppets

As a Villa striker once said, "papers like to chat a load of sh*t'.

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Jedinak Leaving Villa? The Same Chance as Hogan Changing his Mind and Delph Arriving

Standards The standard of football journalism has got so low, fuelled by the inane need to pump out stories for online ad revenue (one Friday,...
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Media Trolls Villa Fans With Steve McClaren BS Reporting

Steve McClaren Rumours I thought we'd already been through this sorry routine about five years ago. Remember when Randy Lerner was considering Steve McClaren as...
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Media Muppets: Colin Leaves Villa, Rehash Clickbait, Sun Silence

Apologies if Media Muppets has been a little AWOL in recent months. No, the standard of football journalism hasn't suddenly risen, it's more a case...
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Media Suggest Aston Villa Projected to Get £50 Million+ on Player Sales

Player Sales Lets remember one stat before we go on - the players in last season's Aston Villa team only won three league games. Now,...
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Rémi Garde to ‘Splash the Cash’ on Doumbia & Ronaldinho (haha)

Splash the Cash? As the tumble weed rolls through Villa Park and Bodymoor Heath, Villa supporters are getting sadly resigned to their future next season,...
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Michy Batshuayi & Vidic Incoming (LOL) and the Mistaken Identity of Ayew

It's been a few months since the last Media Muppets column. No, it's not because there hasn't been anything to write about, quite the...