Media Muppets

As a Villa striker once said, "papers like to chat a load of sh*t'.

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Media Suggest Aston Villa Projected to Get £50 Million+ on Player Sales

Player Sales Lets remember one stat before we go on - the players in last season's Aston Villa team only won three league games. Now,...
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Rémi Garde to ‘Splash the Cash’ on Doumbia & Ronaldinho (haha)

Splash the Cash? As the tumble weed rolls through Villa Park and Bodymoor Heath, Villa supporters are getting sadly resigned to their future next season,...
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Michy Batshuayi & Vidic Incoming (LOL) and the Mistaken Identity of Ayew

It's been a few months since the last Media Muppets column. No, it's not because there hasn't been anything to write about, quite the...
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The Birmingham Mail’s ‘Great Idea’ to Move Birmingham Cup Derby to the Weekend

Media Muppet articles are normally reserved for dumb transfer rumour stories, but the Birmingham Mail has topped any of those with this sensationalised 'social...
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Newspaper Infers Adama Traore Already Looking to Leave Villa

Aston Villa new signing Adama Traore hasn't even played 90 minutes worth of football for his new club, but after impressing in his two...
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Tim Sherwood plotting move for £20m-rated Defender. Oh Really…

There's some transfer rumour stories that Media Muppets can smell the BS a mile off. Normally, they are written by a) The Metro, b)...