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Supposed Aston Villa Fan Robert De Niro is not even  football fan and Ron Vlaar doesn’t have a brother called Rob

 

 

An example of just how desperate some local newspaper websites can get in attempting to create a story, check out the Birmingham Mail trying to promote actor Robert De Niro as an Aston Villa fan. There might have been a funny story in there, if the staff journalist actually had a funny bone in his body. Also, the BBC continues it’s reputation as being shocking when it comes to football facts and names.

Brum Mail’s Raging Bull

 

Steve Wollaston @ The Birmingham Mail

 

Headline:

Robert De Niro joins the list of famous Aston Villa fans

Spiel:

Aston Villa have a flock of famous fans with Tom Hanks, Prince William, Nigel Kennedy,  and David Cameron being the most noteworthy.

Now it seems they have another one…. Robert De Niro.

The Godfather and Raging Bull actor was in London with Sylvester Stallone to promote their new film ‘Grudge Match’.

They took part in the BBC’s weekly football prediction game with Mark Lawrenson and De Niro tipped Aston Villa to beat Arsenal at Villa Park.

He also predicted Everton would beat Norwich 17-0 so don’t read too much into it!

 

Evaluation:

1. So desperate was Steve Wollaston to create his link-bait headline, he didn’t care if there was any fact or a story behind it. Robert De Niro has not joined the list of Aston Villa famous fans, in fact he knows next to nothing about football.

2. Did Mr Wollaston even watch the footage of  the Stallone and De Niro tongue-in-cheek stab at predicting the Premiership results? Yes, De Niro ‘tipped’ Villa to beat Arsenal, but he did not predict Everton to beat Norwich 17-0, that was Stallone, trying to win brownie points having visited Goodison Park a few years ago.

3. The way these things work is the film PR company behind ‘Grudge Match’ (which looks like a turkey to be fair) would have approached Football Focus with the angle – ‘football is a sport, so is boxing, we’ve got a stinker to promote, but we can give you two of the biggest names you’ve had on your little prediction thingy’ Football Focus has the perfect male demographic for the film, it’s all good.

4. Having spent over 10-years interviewing actors, including these two, I can tell you De Niro doesn’t normally do much press, as to put it bluntly, he’s got as much charisma in interviews as a broken Holte End toilet. Stallone, on the other hand, can play the game and is a willing and good value raconteur. They’ve done a bunch of press in the USA already for the film and De Niro has only done it due to Stallone being there to carry the load.  The attempt at the comic duo act is a little clumsy as you can see in the video.

You will also see, that De Niro clearly doesn’t give a f**k about the Villa (or know anything about football), making the Birmingham Mail article headline a blatant lie and the article’s attempt at being witty is even clumsier than Football Focus’s guest dynamic pundit duo.

Media Muppet rating: 10/10

 

Who’s Rob Vlaar?

 

BBC Football Site

 

Headline:

Jores Okore: Aston Villa defender hopes to return in three months

 

Spiel:

 

robert de niro aston villa fan

 

Evaluation:

1. It’s a great job, if you can get it. Just turning people’s tweets into news stories. But you expect a little more from the Beeb. What about a call to Villa to get some confirmation or maybe even sure up an actual estimated return date for Okore? The kind of thing a journalist worth their salt used to do. You know, just an idea…

2. See the last line. Who’s this Rob Vlaar chap? Does Ron have a brother that has slipped in under the radar as a January signing for Villa? We all make mistakes, but we all don’t have a team of subs that get paid for checking things. The problem is the BBC website is guilty of making frequent mistakes on the license payer’s dime. Are we nitpicking? Well, remember when they referred to Alex McLeish as the ‘Birmingham City boss’, while he was the manager of Villa? Ouch!

Media Muppet rating: 8/10

 

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