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Media Muppets: Benteke is off to Manchester United and National Newspapers Pick on Little...

Another Benteke Transfer Rumour  & Newspapers Continue Twitter Obsession 'There's no quality control when you need content for advertising clicks' It's getting to the point where...
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Media Muppets – Benteke Suffers Broken Leg & Mistaken Identity within a Week

   Benteke Broken Leg & Mistaken Identity   “If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it.”   We all...
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Aston Villa Drop Hint About Christian Benteke’s Future?

Today was the day the Aston Villa marketing team decided to roll out it's campaign to announce the release date of Aston Villa's new...
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The Pros and Cons of the Christian Benteke Injury to Aston Villa

 The pros and cons of the Christian Benteke injury   When the Christian Benteke injury news broke, at first it felt like a belated April's Fools....
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Is Christian Benteke to Blame for His Poor Form?

What's up with Christian Benteke?   Once upon a time...well, last season, Christian Benteke was immortal. He carried the Villa team and supporters on his own...
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If Benteke can Dance in Zagreb, he can Play at Villa Park

A dancing Christian Benteke looks good for imminent Villa Park return   There's an old Croatian saying that dates back to the day of Bosko Balaban....