Benteke Files

My Old Man Said articles on Aston Villa’s Christian Benteke

Hiroshi Kiyotake

Media Muppets – Benteke Suffers Broken Leg & Mistaken Identity within a Week

   Benteke Broken Leg & Mistaken Identity   “If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it.”   We all...

How Much is an Aston Villa Goal Worth in Premier League TV Cash?

Warning: This is not science!   After a scoreless run of three games by Aston Villa, you'd be forgiven for thinking this article is irrelevant to...
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Five Reasons to be Cheerful as a Villa Fan About Preseason After Benteke Transfer...

Injuries, a Benteke transfer request, but we can still be cheerful can't we? The potential savior of Aston Villa's defence Okore is already injured,  the...
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Shocker! Christian Benteke’s Mega Miss For Belgium aka ‘Life After the Bicycle Kick’

What a miss!!!   Christian Benteke was the talk of Villa Park on Sunday after his match-winning brace, that included a beauty of a bicycle kick,...
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Staying or Going? The Christian Benteke Contract Talks Explained

The MOMS party line on Christian Benteke towards the end of last season was if Aston Villa stay up, he stays at the club,...
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If Benteke can Dance in Zagreb, he can Play at Villa Park

A dancing Christian Benteke looks good for imminent Villa Park return   There's an old Croatian saying that dates back to the day of Bosko Balaban....