Aston Villa Find a Way to Spell Out to Spurs, it’s £25 Million for Benteke
We’ve known for a while that a figure of £25 Million would get you to first base in terms of seeking the purchase of Christian Benteke, but it seems from recent newspaper reports of ‘tentative proposals’ and ‘an offer to test the water’ of figures such as £18 million and £20 million, that some clubs seem to be a bit slow on the uptake.
Just to make the £25 million message clearer to the more stupid of chairman (especially ones that would pay £100,000-a-week to Emmanuel Adebayor), you can now buy Christian Benteke through ebay, which has a £25 million reserve. If you don’t make the reserve, you don’t get to buy the player. Simple.
For a fuller Benteke ebay description, see the below.
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UPDATE – What happened to the Benteke eBay listing
Christian Benteke eBay Listing
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Piece on Benteke’s ebay sale on Irish men’s website Joe – http://www.joe.ie/football/football-news/now-christian-benteke-is-for-sale-on-ebay/
Apparently this ebay sale is the work of a ‘A fuming Aston Villa’ & ‘rogue Villa fan’ ha – http://www.sportsdirectnews.com/premier-league/28387-aston-villa-news-benteke-listed-on-ebay.php
I tried to go and make a bid, wanted someone to wash my car if they are doing nothing else. I cannot find him anywhere. I am right in presuming he is not under “collectables”
i lool at this but you should have put the starting price to £25 million that way the spud-heads may get the amount of money actually needed to get him
not a random figure they will pluck out of the air at any given time
MRBAGGY The reserve price is in the description. Ebay wouldn’t allow me to set the opening price at £25million! UTV
MyOldManSaid MRBAGGY Good job too My Old Man Said, as your entry fee would have been huge!
Anthony09 MyOldManSaid MRBAGGY Exactly!