Aston Villa Find a Way to Spell Out to Spurs, it’s £25 Million for Benteke
We’ve known for a while that a figure of £25 Million would get you to first base in terms of seeking the purchase of Christian Benteke, but it seems from recent newspaper reports of ‘tentative proposals’ and ‘an offer to test the water’ of figures such as £18 million and £20 million, that some clubs seem to be a bit slow on the uptake.
Just to make the £25 million message clearer to the more stupid of chairman (especially ones that would pay £100,000-a-week to Emmanuel Adebayor), you can now buy Christian Benteke through ebay, which has a £25 million reserve. If you don’t make the reserve, you don’t get to buy the player. Simple.
For a fuller Benteke ebay description, see the below.
UPDATE – What happened to the Benteke eBay listing
Christian Benteke eBay Listing
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