What They Should Sell at Villa Park Kiosks From the Practical to the LOL

MOMS Survey

Before the season kicked-off, 500 Villans filled in the MOMS Survey to express their views on various supporter issues. We’ve already published supporter expectations of where Villa will finish this season and the chances of promotion. Now something more practical, what according to supporters the club should be serving at the kiosks around Villa Park – from the practical to the humourous.

Ok, we’re posting this mainly for the ‘LOL’ section at the end, but here’s a sample of what supporters said…

The Practical

Decent ale at all alcohol selling kiosks

Real Ale or draught Guinness

Proper beer and not that fizzy water

Desperados / Amstel / Red Bull / Buweiser (and others)

Rum

Veggie food & more healthy options

Healthier food options, being a diet controlled diabetic there is absolutely nothing I can eat at the ground

Something healthy and gluten free

Sandwiches or baguettes

Fish & chips

Doughnuts

Chips and curry sauce everywhere. A god send

Curry

Chinese food

Bovril

Baked Spuds

Beef jerky

More independent local food, rather then the same bland snacks

The Non-Food & Drink

More items for younger children, pocket money prices.

Atmosphere enhancers

Banners, flags, inflatables

Scarves, badges small items from club shop

Range of pin on and sow badges

Opinion

Nothing in particular but prices could be made reasonable for the average quality offered

Don’t buy anything because so ridiculously expensive

Not bothered what just make them more efficient to serve faster.

Too expensive in ground anyway, so generally don’t use.

Just wish they’d review prices. All too expensive

The selection is ok, the pricing needs reviewing

The LOL

Tranquillisers

Heroin

Blindfolds

Magic wands ala Harry Potter

Porno mags

Lump hammers and cut throat razors.

SOTC voodoo dolls

Flat caps

UTV

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