Help Villa Sell Alan (Hutton)
It’s time for Villa fans to quit moaning about buying lower-league players and help your club Aston Villa sell Alan Hutton…since they don’t seem to be doing much of a job of it at the moment.
Together, with the club and fans united as one, we can pull this off, and Alan can be playing first-team football again…somewhere else.
Since we can’t float him on the stock exchange, as it’s closed now for the weekend, and due to a zero budget, MOMS started a #HelpVillaSellAlan Twitter campaign instead.
In case you don’t bother with Twitter (and who can blame you), here’s a sample of tweets that were sent out during the final hours of the deadline window, in the hope of gaining some interest to help find Alan a new club:
Errr…. International right-back available on the cheap. Must go tonight. Pl RT
Tweet championship clubs with a tip-off about an international right back who’s available.
I’m a qualified doctor and I’d like to state Alan Hutton is fit like a butcher’s dog. No need to waste time on a medical.
Add your club to Alan Hutton’s prestigious CV of Villa, Spurs and Rangers. Just think about the honour!
Versatility is Alan Hutton’s middle name. Witness him as a right-midfielder for Villa last season at White Hart Lane!
We need to agree terms on Hutton? Nah, just cover his taxi or train fare from Villa Park and he’s yours!
Fingers-crossed it’ll work and young Alan is wearing a shirt that isn’t claret and blue or lime very soon.
UTV and #helpvillasellalan
* A Venglos View is a satire piece (although the above did happen) and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.
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